Maerchenprinz wrote in Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:24 am:Here's a picture of the WAU union leader (the one to the left): [...]
LMAO
Maerchenprinz wrote in Thu Jan 28, 2021 11:24 am:Here's a picture of the WAU union leader (the one to the left): [...]
An 85 year old couple is going on holiday, when they suddenly die in a plane crash. They had been married for 60 years and kept in good health due to their healthy diet and regular exercise.
When they reached heaven, St. Peter took them to their mansion. It was decked out with a fully stocked cooking facility, master bath suite, and their very own jacuzzi. As his wife 'oohed' and 'aahed' at their new possessions, the old man asked Peter how much all of this was going to cost.
"It's all free," Peter replied. "We are in heaven, after all."
Next they surveyed the lush championship golf course behind their home where they were entitled to play everyday. All the old man wanted to know was "How much are the green fees?"
"It's free!" came the reply.
Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet with all of the world's different cuisines on offer. Every meal was cooked to perfection.
"How much do we have to pay for two?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand, yet?!" Peter replied, exasperated. "It's all free, you're in heaven!"
"Well, where are the low fat and cholesterol tables then? The food won't have too many calories, will it?" the old man asked, looking quite worried.
"That's the best part of heaven," Saint Peter said, excitedly. "You can eat as much of whatever you want, and you won't gain a single gram!"
With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it wildly. His wife and Peter tried to calm him down, asking what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife. "This is all your fault!" he screamed! "If it weren't for you and your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
wkitty42 wrote in Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:15 am:and another funny? when i tried to post the above, i was told i could not post any messages containing "k i t c h e n" (spaced out to avoid the same filter) so i had to change it to "cooking facility" which was allowed... THAT was funny!
wkitty42 wrote in Thu Mar 25, 2021 12:15 am:[...] i was told i could not post any messages containing "k i t c h e n" (spaced out to avoid the same filter) so i had to change [...]
Johan G wrote in Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:13 am:After some time one of our admins (not mods) got fed up and set up a filter that blacklisted said room from being in posts. It at least slowed down the posts.
danielHL wrote in Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:19 am:If nothing else helps, there is always the "lever of shame" i.e. speedbrake.
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