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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Octal450 » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:38 am

These:

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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Thu Aug 04, 2016 7:15 pm

Dang it. Failed on the third one. :evil: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby oscar6662 » Thu Aug 04, 2016 10:38 pm

ATC Center to F-27:

Say speed!

Roger, we are doing 270 knots and that is as fast as this Fokker will go.....
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ATC (Kai Tak): "Can you see the little Fokker on finals? Clear depart behind."

Us: "Negative, we can only see a big Fokker on finals".

ATC: "Roger, hold for the big Fokker!"

True!


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A/C - Roger, will advise our catering
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:08 pm

www2 wrote in Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:15 pm:Some one report a 46 year old bug with a OX tanks

Johan G wrote in Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:15 pm:Hilarious issue discussion! :mrgreen: :lol:

Hmm, I just noticed the "humor" tag, lets see what else there is... :wink:
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby lomar » Mon Oct 03, 2016 2:06 pm

well, i don't know if it was already posted here but
I laugh so much when i see this

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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:17 pm

Probably about the most mean thing a pilot can do without putting people in direct danger. :|
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby wkitty42 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:21 pm

i thought the pilot was looking out the side window and couldn't figure out why the passenger was hollaring to beat all...
"You get more air close to the ground," said Angalo. "I read that in a book. You get lots of air low down, and not much when you go up."
"Why not?" said Gurder.
"Dunno. It's frightened of heights, I guess."
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:55 pm

@wkitty: Unless that was irony: Listen for the throttle down and look for the nose forward attitude and altitude loss.

Had I seen it for the ground I would probably already be preparing myself for the emergency call (looking at the clock, guessing the crash location and pulling out my phone)... :?
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby wkitty42 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:08 pm

yeah, no irony... i heard the throttle down but couldn't really determine the attitude of the craft... if it were me, i dunno what i'd have done... probably gotten hold of the controls and attempted to make a phone call or use the radio...
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:35 am

I kind of feel sorry for this guy, but still think he is hilarious.

He went to court trying to free himself from a speeding ticket... Didn't work out like planned. :roll: :lol: :wink:

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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby VicMar » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:11 pm

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby chris_blues » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:49 pm

Beautiful statement Vic! THX a lot!
Don't hesitate to let me know if I'm incorrect or just annoying! As long as you do it gently! :)
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby berkut » Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:55 am

A winner is a dreamer who never gives up...
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby Johan G » Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:12 pm

Do not have Facebook - Can not see the video. :-|
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Re: What has made you laugh?

Postby D-ECHO » Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:43 pm

For me it works without having facebook, but well, isn't really worth it anyway...
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