So I went to the pharmacy today to get something my wife wanted.
Apparently they needed some information I didn't have, so I put my hand in my pocket to get my mobile (cell) phone only to find I had brought out my wireless Apple Magic Mouse instead.
Huge laughter from the staff (and me - I expect it'll take a while before the leg-pulling stops).
Luckily I guessed the correct answers and purchased the correct item.
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana